Link roundup

1. An explanation for why "illegal immigration is the best immigration."

2. "Jon Stewart is misleading stoned smart-alecks in dorm lounges across America about how things really work."

3. Jennifer Aniston recently bought an apartment in her dog's name.

Unhappiest Person At The Royal Wedding [PHOTO]

courtesy of: Ryanseacrest

Although today may have been the ideal fairy tale wedding for Kate Middleton there was one small guest in attendance who was hardly happy...

Obviously, the cute flower girl was bothered by the rising noise of the joyful crowd, but also gives us the unique opportunity for a tried and true tradition of the internet age – The Caption Contest.

Ryan Seacrest have asked viewers for their help to insert their own caption for the flower girl. After review, we have come up with the top 5 funniest captions. Here they are! 

5) But I wanted to marry him! - Gvngrace

4) So what if you’re a princess… I look like Drew Barrymore! - Chrissi

3) She always gets to marry the Prince, Marsha Marsha Marsha -Khing

2) TEAM HARRY -ScrewSoya

1) Yeah, you all turned out for a princess, but where were you when I was selling cookies? -5pointed

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Link roundup

1. The WSJ:

When Rabbi Naftali Marrus does his spring cleaning, he doesn't use a mop. He rolls with the Inferno.

The Inferno is a three-and-a-half-foot-long propane torch Rabbi Marrus uses during the critical days before Passover to scour commercial kitchens catering to observant Jews and obliterate the smallest particles of bread and other leavened foods, which are forbidden during the holiday that commemorates the Jews' flight from Egypt.

Maybe next April's art contest should be designing a logo for the rabbi and his Inferno? Via.

2. Digital subscriptions are for suckers:

Apparently, if you're a Kindle owner with a magazine subscription, and you decide to stop subscribing, the back issues you previously downloaded are also lost—for good.

3. Songwriter/music producer/former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi has a new book to promote, in which she says that she was "date-raped by a well-known music producer" and "sexually harassed by a 'hugely successful artist.'" The article doesn't mention whether she took any steps to protect other women from the men.