In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Valentino

Hi Jen, how's it go- aw, now don't run away. That's rude.

Jennifer Aniston attends a photocall to promote her new fragrance
"Jennifer Aniston" in Mexico City in a Valentino couture dress.

Valentino Spring 2011 Couture
Model: Kamila Filipcikova (IMG)

Come back, Jen. We're going to say something nice. Wipe that unconvinced look off your face, now. We haven't been THAT mean to you, have we? We have? Well, the tanner fumes are affecting your memory is all, dear. Now. Let's take a look at what we've done here.

Okay, skin, hair, nail color, shoes and dress are all the same color. That's about par for the course. The dress is sleeveless and above the knee, yes, and the shoes are naked. That's all to be expected at this point, dear. Now take a step back so we can get a better look. That's right. Turn around, now - don't look so scared!

Okay, you're IN.

There, there. No need to cry tears of relief and joy, Jen. We realize our constant criticism must have been quite an ordeal for you. It's just that you look kind of soft and pretty here even if you're still the blandest, most repetitive dresser in Hollywood. And sure, it's another dress that looks like it was made out of your shed skin cells, but at least it's not a glittery towel, like you usually wear. Besides, we think your hair is growing in cute. But don't get cocky, now! You still look like a beige albino half the time and your continuing fear of fitted clothes or covered shoulders will always make us bitchy, but you inexplicably look cute despite the fact that you still haven't listened to a word we've said. Now, go. Before we change our minds.


[Photo Credit: wireimage, style.com]


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